[imsosadmess]
-1
WHATS UP?
[+]
MY FATHER
HAS GONE ON
A CONQUEST.
HE'S BEEN AWAY
A LONG TIME
AND I DONT KNOW
WHEN HE'S
COMING BACK...
SOB, SOB.
[+]
DON'T WORRY,
BE HAPPY!
[0]
I'M SURE YOUR
FATHER, THE KING,
WILL RETURN SOON.
[+]
ONE WOULD
HOPE SO. BUT
ONE FINDS IT
SO DIFFICULT
TO COPE WITHOUT
ONE'S FATHER.
[+]
CHEER UP.
I'LL SEE WHAT
I CAN DO.
[+]
OH, YOU'RE VERY
KIND DIZZY.
[+]
ALL IN A DAYS
WORK MA'AM.
[q]

[telljokemess]
-1
COME ON,
CHEER UP.
HERE, LISTEN,
I'VE GOT A JOKE.
[0]
WHY DID THE
CHICKEN CROSS
THE ROAD?
[+]
OH,
I'VE HEARD
THAT ONE.
[+]
O.K.
ANOTHER...
UHM...
YES HERE,
[0]
WHY DID THE
MUSHROOM GO
TO THE PARTY?
[+]
OH,
I DON'T KNOW?
[+]
BECAUSE HE'S
A REAL FUN GUY.
[sfx]
GOSH, THAT WAS
QUITE AMUSING!
DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE?
[+]
I HAVE A WHOLE
BOOK FULL.
[0]
HERE YOU HAVE IT,
I'VE GOT NO TIME
TO READ IT ANYWAY.
[+]
REALLY!
ARE YOU SURE?
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
[0]
HERE TAKE THIS
ROYAL FLAG,
IT WILL BRING
YOU LUCK IN
YOUR SEARCH.
[s]

[haveyoufoundmyfathermess]
-1
HELLO AGAIN.
[+]
HAVE YOU
FOUND MY
FATHER YET?
[+]
NO,
BUT I'M STILL
LOOKING.
[q]

[thanksforfathermess]
-1
HI AGAIN,
ARE WE HAPPY NOW.
[+]
YES THANKS.
HEY, HAVE YOU
HEARD THIS ONE...
[+]
I'M SORRY,
HERO'S DON'T
HAVE TIME
FOR JOKES.
[q]